Saturday, February 12, 2011

Thought this one was rather cute.

To you fellows that still are or used to be in law enforcement, is the AH part really true. I can see where it would be.

I like this guy...

A police motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes strides toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells him of the red light violation. The motorist instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation,
etc., in rather explicit terms.

The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything.

When the officer finishes writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the narrative portion of the ticket.

He then hands it to the 'violator' for his signature. The guy signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.

The officer says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an asshole!"

Two months later they're in court. The 'violator' has a bad driving record and he is in danger of losing his license, so he hired a lawyer to represent him.

On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light.

Under cross examination the defense attorney asks; "Officer is this a reasonable facsimile of the ticket that you issued to my client?"

Officer responds, "Yes, sir, that is the defendant's copy, his
signature and mine, same number at the top."

Lawyer: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?"

"Yes, sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an "AH," underlined."

"What does the "AH" stand for, officer?"

"Aggressive and hostile, Sir."

"Aggressive and hostile?"

"Yes, Sir.

"Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for asshole?"

Well, sir, you know your client better than I do.

How often can one get a lawyer to convict his own client?


Arkansas Patti said...

Got to love it.

Wanda said...

Right on!!!!

Clytie said...

This reminds me of when I worked at a hospital, and a lady came in from seeing her husband in the ER. She was livid that on the top of the form the doc had written "SOB". She was much chagrined when we explained to her that it meant "shortness of breath". We laughed at that one for a week!

~Cheryl said...

That's great!Gotta love acronyms.

Margaret Cloud said...

This was great, I bet officers that stop cars and give tickets take a lot of abusive language.