Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Another Will and Guy page

Our mission is to amuse you with a wide variety of jokes, amusing anecdotes and thought provoking images. We also aim to surprise, but never shock you.
** The nutty soldier **
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.

This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested.

The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.

The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: "That's it."

** Big Eric **
One day, Dave, the bus driver, was in his bus when the biggest man he had ever seen got on. The giant looked at the driver and growled, "Big Eric doesn't pay", and took his seat. Dave was only a little man and he didn't really want to argue.

This happened for several days. After a week, Dave was beginning to get a little angry. Everybody else paid, so why not the big man?

So Dave went to the gym and started a course of body-building. He didn't want to be frightened of Big Eric any longer.

Eight weeks later the driver had strong muscles and was feeling very fit.

At the usual stop, Big Eric got on. "Big Eric doesn't pay", he barked; but this time Dave was prepared for him. He stood up, shaking slightly, and said between clenched teeth, "Oh, yeah? And why doesn't Big Eric pay?"

"Because Big Eric has got a bus pass", the man replied.


Arkansas Patti said...

I love it when I am fooled and Big Eric fooled me.
Will and Guy rule. Thanks.

Corinne Rodrigues said...

Big Eric sure is funny! ;)

Lady Di Tn said...

Ah Patty you always get a good laugh from Kitty with your post. Peace

Shionge said...

Hehehehe......big and small don't have to pay with the bus pass :D

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ I enjoyed those jokes
thanks for sharing.
Thanks for your comments and I am glad you enjoyed the jokes esp the
one about getting the cat out of the house. The taxi driver got a shock.
Sorry Abe's appointment got rescheduled (twice) and hope you both get good reports when you finally get to them.
Have a great weekend coming up, my
friend. Love and Hugs, Merle.