Friday, March 11, 2011

Received from a Facebook and Blogger friend

Best 'Out of Office' Automatic E-mail Replies

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.

3. Sorry to have missed you, but I'm at the doctor's having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.

4. I will be unable to delete all the e-mails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient, and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

5. Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

6. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection. Your message has not been delivered. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see who did this over and over and over....)

7. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

8. Hi, I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.

9. I've run away to join a different circus.

4 comments:

Lady Di Tn said...

Patty
These are too good and I may have to borrow a few to give laughter to others I especially like #3. LOL Thanks I needed a laugh after yesterday hassle. Do I dare call the doctors office today to see if he has a fax? I am afraid their answer would spoil my upcoming sunny weekend. Peace

Beth Niquette said...

Heeheee--these seem familiar! ((hugs)) Have a great day--I laughed again to read these.

Margaret Cloud said...

Very funny and interesting, especially liked number 3. Thank you for coming by.

Anna said...

Patty these are really funny. I should come up with something like that for my personal email, lol. 'Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first 10 words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.' is my favorite one, and I think I am going to use on telemarketers, just before they speak I may announce just that, lol. Hope all is well otherwise, Anna :)