Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Received from a blogger friend Beth

HAIKU ERROR MESSAGES

The Web site you seek
cannot be located but
countless others exist

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

Everything is gone;
Your life's work has been destroyed.
Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?

Windows Seven crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Seeing my great fault
Through darkening blue windows
I begin again.

The code was willing,
It considered your request,
But the chips were weak.

Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have a pen handy?

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.

Server's poor response
Not quick enough for browser.
Timed out, plum blossom.

You can see one of Beth's blogs HERE

5 comments:

Clytie said...

I love these Haiku's - they are so true! Especially the BSOD (blue screen of death) one. Chuckle!

KleinsteMotte said...

The words in those piees describe my sentiments when things go wrong.

Lady Di Tn said...

lol these are great. each one made me smile more and laugh harder. Peace

Arkansas Patti said...

So funny so true.

Margaret Cloud said...

I enjoyed each and every one, so true. Hope you are having a nice weekend, we have rain and very warm/