Friday, May 13, 2011

Will and Guy's Joke of the Day

Jokes from the Brighter Side

1) Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

2) Mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states

3) Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of

4) Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have

5) When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way

6) If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

7) A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking

8) Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it

9) For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism

10) Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks

* How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand

3 comments:

Reader Wil said...

Hi, Patty! Great moment for a laugh, which is nice to end the day with. Blogger seems to work fine again!

Anna said...

Great post to laugh about again!
Thanks for sharing Patty.
Anna :)

ChrisJ said...

I especially like the last one about raising your hand. Fun blog.