Monday, June 13, 2011

Couldn't pass this one up, received in my email.

Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.

The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days.'

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.

She hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police..'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don't mess with them.


7 comments:

Twisted Fencepost said...

Lesson learned. LOL

*Honest Abe said...

Will this work?

Gigi Ann said...

Funny, I need to put a bottle of wine in the car, just in case.... hee, hee.

Winifred said...

Mmmmm!

Lady Di Tn said...

Never mess with a woman driver. LOL Peace

Arkansas Patti said...

Think I will add a bottle of wine to my glove box. Could be handy.

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ This is such a good lesson from a clever lady. I have caught up on all your posts and I loved the U in Jesus, the old fisherman and the others. Thanks for sharing.
Thanks for your comments on my last two posts. I only manage one a week these days and I am only on Facebook to keep in touch with my grandkids.
The guys who mow my lawns take the grass away, although we have a green bin once a fortnight. At 75 in October you shouldn't be mowing your lawns. I pay to have mine done
You always seem so busy, so just post and comment when you feel like it.
I enjoyed seeing the reunion photos and everyone looked so happy
Glad you liked the Shoebox story, but I doubt you would be rich if you had crocheted dolls. You and Abe look so great together.
How old is Audrey? she looked much older than I expected.
Take care dear friend, Love, Merle.