Friday, June 17, 2011

From an email friend.

Little letters

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely,
The Titanic

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google

Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle

Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP

Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely,
Unimpressed

Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely,
United States

Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely,
Superman

Dear Mr. Gump
WTF are you talking about?
There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get....
Sincerely,
Jenny

Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars end there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy OK?
Sincerely,
The Mayans

Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans

Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone User

Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore

Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely,
Elephant

5 comments:

Arkansas Patti said...

Loved "Dear White People"--how true.

Wanda said...

Very clever way to say something we don't often think about.

Margaret Cloud said...

Nice letters but most do not make sense.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Okay....I loved the Bin Laden one....Marco Polo. **snicker**

Twisted Fencepost said...

By the way...I'm borrowing the Bin Laden joke. Thanks!