We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - drink in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine...
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another drink while he flips the meat.
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauce and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her 'night off,' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, he concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
7 comments:
Yup. Ever so true!
Yep, that about sums it up. LOL
Men should also become emancipated!In Australia men are doing the barbie and the other tucker(=Australian for food)... oh and don't forget the beer!!!;)
Too too cute!
Yep...that how it happens in most back yards.... However in our back yard....I also do the grilling, Patty... Just can't win! HaHaHa
So true! Such a laugh! But not true at our house. MOTH (the man of the house) stays strictly away from cooking or food things -- but I'm not complaining because he does the laundry, grocery shopping and a host of other things. No complaints in that department.
Now we don't do barbies in our family. That's mainly because my daughter & I are veggies. My husband doesn't like eating outside either so no probs!
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