Monday, July 25, 2011

Another Will and Guy Joke

Here are Adam's 10 Alternative Commandments

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Men don't want to see what's ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!)

8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle childbearing.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he put his tools.

3. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."

6 comments:

ChrisJ said...

Love these! Made me smile especially the last one!

Arkansas Patti said...

Very funny. I am guilty of #9 myself(I always think there might be something better which is why I probably never remarried) but loved #1 the best.

Wanda said...

HaHaHa....very funny, Patty.

Hope you have a great day and beat the heat.

Margaret Cloud said...

These are priceless and true. Man need woman.

Reader Wil said...

Adam was of course a tryout, a rough! Then came Eve! She was much better.LOL.

Rosy said...

ha ha ha ha funny and so good to be back too.