Monday, July 18, 2011

Husbands Beware How You Answer A Loaded Question

30 Years of Marriage
After being married for thirty years....a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."

She smiled happily and said...."Oh, that's so lovely.....What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

His eye is still swollen....but it will get better.............


Arkansas Patti said...

Only laughing since I am not married to him.

Lady Di Tn said...

As you said he was lucky to get only a swollen eye. LOL Peace

Charles said...

And I Was gonna' quote him. Cute.

claude said...

Oh my ! What a boor !

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ I really liked this joke. Good you passed it on as we have different readers.
Thanks for your reply about the Mammogram Court Case. That technician was heartless and thank
goodness most of them are very kind.
You had a bad time with your biopsies
but all is well and that is the main thing. Take care dear friend, Love Merle.

Twisted Fencepost said...

Hahaha! That's a good one!