Arnold and his wife Florrie were walking across South Sea Common one Sunday afternoon. In the bandstand the combo was playing a catchy sounding tune, and Florrie said, "I wonder what the name of that tune is."
Arnold noticed that there was a sign posted near the bandstand and said, "It looks like they post the titles of the tunes they play. I'll go down and see."
A while later Arnold returned and said to Florrie, "It's one I don't know, it's called 'The Refrain from Spitting'."
What's in a name?
Ron was walking down the street when he met a small boy. Ron asked his name.
The lad replied, "Six and seven-eighths."
Ron looked puzzled and asked him why his parents had given him such a strange name, and the youngster replied, "Oh, they just picked it out of a hat."