Saturday, August 06, 2011

Another Will and Guy

** Ghost Jokes **
You can read these to your small children or grandchildren around Halloween.

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetite

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice scream

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you're a mouse

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy bones

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centres

Why don't skeletons like parties?
No body to dance with

What was the favourite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
Hide and shriek

What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray

What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or tweet

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos

Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
'Cos everyone was a goblin

Why do mummies make good employees?
They get all wrapped up in their work

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count duckula

What's a monster's favourite play?
Romeo and ghouliet

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough

3 comments:

Arkansas Patti said...

These so remind me of my favorite school magazine when I was growing up---The Weekly Reader.

Country Mouse Studio said...

I love your quote of the day and I'll be back to read all the jokes

Margaret Cloud said...

I don't know where you get these but I like reading them.