What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetite
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice scream
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you're a mouse
What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy bones
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centres
Why don't skeletons like parties?
No body to dance with
What was the favourite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
Hide and shriek
What do witches put on their hair?
Scare spray
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or tweet
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
'Cos everyone was a goblin
Why do mummies make good employees?
They get all wrapped up in their work
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
Count duckula
What's a monster's favourite play?
Romeo and ghouliet
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough
3 comments:
These so remind me of my favorite school magazine when I was growing up---The Weekly Reader.
I love your quote of the day and I'll be back to read all the jokes
I don't know where you get these but I like reading them.
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