Monday, August 08, 2011

Just received in my e-mail.

Little girl on the airplane.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

" Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know shit?"

And then she went back to reading her book.


Arkansas Patti said...

Ha, I guess she told him.

Margaret Cloud said...

I loved her answer, guess it put him in his place.

Country Mouse Studio said...

I just spent the last half hour reading to my husband and laughing with all these last posts. They are great thanks for sharing :O)

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ Great joke, thanks.
Thank you for all the fwds you send me - one from your b-i-l with the birds, strong Levis, Feng Shui, Benny Goodman and best of all was the
Guinness world record for Beautiful Gardens. That was just lovely.
Glad you liked the Chinese girl pianist and the cute baby faces.
Take great care my friend, Love, Merle.