My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick . .
I think my dog is a member of Congress!
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Thanks for beginning my day with a laugh!
Well, the quotes are true for my dog Labbie..she indeed does sleep a lot.. not so sure about congress though.. but i guess this must be a joke about them... :)
Kind of resembles my represenative.
My dog too :O)
Hi Patti
Just wanted to remind you that if you wanted the card you won I need your address, my email's in the blogpost, thanks Carole
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