Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Email from a friend.

Did I read that sign right?

In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER, PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT.

In A London Department Store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.

In An Office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.

Outside A Second-Hand Shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING... BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice In Health Food Shop Window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.

Spotted In A Safari Park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.

Seen During A Conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR.

Notice In A Farmer's Field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

On A Repair Shop Door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity

3 comments:

Lady Di Tn said...

Thanks I needed a laugh and again you have so kindly provided. Peace

Arkansas Patti said...

All good ones that gave me a nice chuckle today, thanks.

Country Mouse Studio said...

Great chuckle thanks