Tuesday, October 04, 2011

Another from Will and Guy

Something Slightly Different

To paraphrase that great comic Monty Python, 'Now for something slightly different'. Here are amusing even clever, plays on words. These are the sort of jokes that make you smile rather than laugh.

# A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

# What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.

# A backward poet writes inverse.

# With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

# The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

# He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

# Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

# When an actress saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

# Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

# Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

# Acupuncture is a jab well done.

# Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.


Shionge said...

Hehehehe......good one :D

Clytie said...

Tee hee! What a wonderful way to giggle-start my day! I won a poster contest once (in grade school) with a picture of two feet resting on a piece of wooden fence post ... I labeled it "Defeat on Defense". I wonder what ever happened to that poster ...

Arkansas Patti said...

I love a clever play on words. I can relate to that memory thingy.

Margaret Cloud said...

These are all clever, liked them all.