Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Will and Guys One Liners

10 Funny One-liners To Cheer Up You and Your Colleagues

1. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

2. 99% of Lawyers give the rest a bad name.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

5. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

6. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

7. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

8. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

9. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

10. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

8 comments:

Babli said...

Lovely post. I liked it very much.

Lady Di Tn said...

Made me laugh. I have been busy with repairmen. Not a fun time. Peace

MrCachet said...

Happy Birthday!!!

DJan said...

Happy birthday, Patty! Wonderful guy you've got there, he reminded me to wish you a great day!!

Merle said...

Dear Patty ~~ Really funny ones in this post - i enjoyed them a lot.
I hope you have a wonderful and very
Happy Birthday and hope that Abe also had a Happy birthday on 25th.
I think you have both caught up to me(77) and we are all going along OK.
We must be doing something right !!!
Take great care dear friend,
Love, Merle.

Mari said...

I'm here from Abe's blog to wish you Happy Birthday!

ChrisJ said...

Happy Bithdays and anniversary at your house. Love you.

Denise said...

Hi Patty, just came over to wish you a Happy Birthday. Have a great day!