Thursday, December 29, 2011

US Army

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb.

That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush.

That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.

The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

2 comments:

Abraham Lincoln said...

That is a good one. I would be like him and take off too.

Country Mouse Studio said...

I wasn't expecting that, very funny you always have such good ones :O)