Monday, December 12, 2011

Will and Guys joke of the day #59

Makes you wonder.

If the cops arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

Hermits have no peer group pressure.

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why in a country of free speech, why are there 'phone bills?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

Why is it that kamikaze pilots wore helmets?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

What is the speed of dark?

If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?

When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

4 comments:

Gigi Ann said...

These always put a smile on my face everytime I read them.

Lady Di Tn said...

Patty
Thanks for the laughs as I read each one, I thought that is so true. lol
Peace

Margaret Cloud said...

I did smile at these. Keep them coming Patty.

Country Mouse Studio said...

Love these, especially the book on failure :O)