I was trying to get a jump on doing my taxes this year; however, THE IRS KEEPS SENDING MY TAX RETURN BACK!
I guess it was because of my response to the line, which said, "List all dependents"
So, I replied,
12 million illegal immigrants
3 million crack heads
42 million unemployable people on food stamps
2 million people in over 243 prisons
and 535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer !
Did I forget someone?