Friday, February 10, 2012

Never Jump To Conclusions

After finishing her shift as a nurse
Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
"Hi sweetheart," he says,
"your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Did you say hello to them?


5 comments:

Honest Abe said...

It is what I call, "Cruel Humor." It is like the jokes I would sometimes tell my students to get them awake in the mornings. One they laughed at and then realized they were laughing was about what it feels like to kick the cane away that an old person is using to walk with.

Lady Di Tn said...

Those who dislike their in laws would love this. I guess I have sick humor as I thought it rather funny. lol I just kicked the cane. Peace

Jackie said...

Oh my goodness! That one caught me unaware, and I found myself laughing...and then feeling sorry for laughing...and then laughing again!!

Helen said...

OUCH!

Country Mouse Studio said...

Oh dear, I wasn't expecting that.