Thursday, April 12, 2012


The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

Two Men and a Woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair ….. Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them!


Anonymous said...

Yeah. You read this to me and I thought it was funny. And there is some truth in it.

Hey, how would you like to go out for lunch today? I will consider stopping on the way home for a bite to eat if you want.

Lady Di Tn said...

A very true story and if it is that time of month or she is going through menopause, she can take out an ARMY, Navy and Air Force. She might have a few problems with the Marines. Thanks for starting my day with laughter and I read Abe's comments and got another good laugh. His humor "SLAYS" me. Peace

Shionge said...

She is very serious and dedicated in getting the job done :)

Jackie said...

Oh no!!
I smile...but grimace, as well.

ChrisJ said...

Love that one!