Wednesday, April 04, 2012

My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of something called PETA.

He said they love animals very much. I do too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I told her "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...

4 comments:

Small Kucing said...

Hi Patty

Coming here from Reanaclaire's blog

Can't help laughing when I read this post. It's real witty :)

kathy

http://www.smallkucing.com
http://mamakucingbooks.blogspot.com

Lady Di Tn said...

Poor little guy someone needs to order that teacher a sense of humor. Peace

Jackie said...

I love the smiles you share with us!!
What a treat to be here and share those smiles with you.
Happy Easter to you and your hubby.
Hugs to you from Jackie

Joe "The Artist" Hagarty said...

I love your daily humor - Keep getting better - it's no fun to lose your voice, but then again you don't have to answer inane questions.