Tuesday, May 01, 2012

I'm Having A Bad Day!!!

There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man . . . and then my dog bit me."

"So . . . I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!.... But, hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

5 comments:

Helen said...

UH OH!

Wanda said...

Oh that's terrible....but I'm laughing out loud...pretty funny.

Terra said...

Now that's a surprise ending!

Lois Evensen said...

Serves him right!

Rosy said...

ha ha ha Love this!! Dumb Biker ha ha ha!!