Irish Pub Jokes
I was in an Irish pub on Saturday night, and after I had downed a few, I noticed two large women at the bar.

They both had strong accents, so I asked, “Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?”

One of them chirped, “It’s WALES , you bloody idiot!”

So I immediately apologized and said, “Are you two whales from Scotland ?”

That’s the last thing I remember.