1) Doctor:
Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and when he examines you he says, "I wish you'd come to me sooner."
2) Anaesthetist :
Dwayne is recovering from surgery in St Peter's, Chertsey, UK, having had a local anaesthetic when a nurse asks him how he’s feeling. "I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery".
"What did he say?" asks the nurse.
"OOPS!"
3) Visit to the dentist:
The Marshes were shown into the dentist's surgery, where Mr. Marsh makes it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry.
"No expensive extras, Doctor," Marsh demands, "No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as strong minded and as brave as you, Mr Marsh," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"
Mr. Marsh turns to his wife.
"Show him your tooth, honey.
1 comment:
Love that last one!
The first one isn't so funny. We just talked with Mother In Law in Norway about an hour ago. Norway has socialized medicine. She needs surgery and was told it would be at least six months because other people are ahead of her in line. She is 77 years old. Perhaps she will be dead by then and they won't have to do it at all. The system over there SUCKS! My husband moved to the US to get away from all of that. Yeah, right.
Sorry, Patty, I'm just really upset right now....
How is Abe doing?
Best,
Lois
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