A friend of mine was sitting on a lawn sunning and reading, when he was startled by fairly late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn.
He helped the elderly driver out and sat him on a lawn chair. “My goodness” he exclaimed, “you are quite old to be driving!” “
Yes” he replied, ” I am old enough that I don’t need a license. The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driving license. I told him yes and handed it to him. He took scissors out of a drawer, cut the license into pieces and threw them in the wastebasket.”
'You won’t be needing this anymore,' he said. So I thanked him and left.”