Thursday, September 06, 2012

Another Will and Guy Joke

Here are Adam's 10 Alternative Commandments

10. God worried that Adam would always be lost in the garden because men hate to ask for directions.

9. God knew that Adam would one day need someone to hand him the TV remote. (Men don't want to see what's ON television, they want to see WHAT ELSE is on!)

8. God knew that Adam would never buy a new fig leaf when his seat wore out and would therefore need Eve to get one for him.

7. God knew that Adam would never make a doctor's appointment for himself.

6. God knew that Adam would never remember which night was garbage night.

5. God knew that if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle childbearing.

4. As "Keeper of the Garden," Adam would never remember where he put his tools.

3. The scripture account of creation indicates Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.

2. As the Bible says, "It is not good for man to be alone!"

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched His head and said, "I can do better than that."


Terra said...

Ha ha!

DeniseinVA said...

Love those Will and Guy Jokes, chuckling away here, thanks Patty.

Charles said...

Some pretty good ones. Of course, You Never found any of them to be true...Have You? LOL

Heidrun Khokhar, KleinsteMotte said...

Ah yes that remote issue. Alone with whom? lol

Lady Di Tn said...

Number one just has to be true. Peace