More from Will and Guy
* Tuning Up*
Arnold and his wife Florrie were walking across Southsea Common one Sunday afternoon. In the bandstand the combo was playing a catchy sounding tune, and Florrie said, "I wonder what the name of that tune is."

Arnold noticed that there was a sign posted near the bandstand and said, "It looks like they post the titles of the tunes they play. I'll go down and see."

A while later Arnold returned and said to Florrie, "It's one I don't know, it's called 'The Refrain from Spitting'."

* What's in a name?*

Ron was walking down the street when he met a small boy. Ron asked his name.

The lad replied, "Six and seven-eighths."

Ron looked puzzled and asked him why his parents had given him such a strange name, and the youngster replied, "Oh, they just picked it out of a hat."