** Ghost Jokes **
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you're a mouse
What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why don't skeletons like parties?
No body to dance with
What was the favourite game at the ghosts' birthday party?
Hide and shriek
What do witches put on their hair?
What do the birds sing on Halloween?
Twick or tweet
What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
'Cos everyone was a goblin
Why do mummies make good employees?
They get all wrapped up in their work
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend
What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
What's a monster's favourite play?
Romeo and ghouliet
Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough