Saturday, October 20, 2012

More Will and Guy Jokes

Toilet Humor

Toilet Security

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

Joey Bishop

Quotes from the Newspapers

1) Visitors to Longforth Road public toilets might be interested to know they are now being powered by wind. (Wellington Weekly News)

2) June 10-16: Open Bowels Tournament Teignmouth.
(Events Leaflet for South Devon)

3) If Tesco, BHS, ASDA and others can supervise toilets effectively, it's time our council got to the bottom of the matter. (Wrexham Leader)

A Priest Runs out of Petrol

After a Sunday service, the priest ran out of petrol on his way home. Fortunately, the village garage was only about half a mile away. Amazingly, the garage did not have any petrol containers. The priest pleaded that the garage owner must have a container that would hold half a gallon of petrol. After much searching the proprietor came up with a chamber pot. Although it was not strictly legal, they filled the chamber pot with petrol and the priest set off happily back to his car.

Just as the priest was decanting the petrol from the chamber pot into his tank a lorry driver stopped, wound down his window and said: 'Father, I have heard of the miracle of changing water into wine' but I think you're pushing your luck with that chamber pot'.


Lois Evensen said...

Thanks for my morning smile. :)

Clytie said...

In Germany (more than 20 years ago) we encountered bathrooms where the toilets were free, but you had to tip the TP lady on the way in. The bigger the tip, the more TP you got. I had forgotten about that, thanks for the smiles!!!