Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.
Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your bottom tomorrow.
- - - And as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
3 comments:
Not sure about that it doesn't last long. As for lying in hospital dying of nothing I hope that there's another way.
I love this, Patty. The hungry or horny made me laugh out loud. Thanks so much for sharing. Thanks as well for your lovely comment on my blog.
Dear Patty ~~ Good post and some funny ones in it. I like the hungry or horny one too, and the cure --make him a sandwich.
I see you are still posting regularly so you must be feeling all right so that is great. Do you still have to put your leg up or is it OK now? I am going well at present, but still sleep a lot. I can put my head down anytime, anywhere and go to
sleep, so I don't have the
pain while I sleep. But I get behind in the things I like to do. Like visit my friend's blogs to see how they are faring much like
yourself Patty. But I am managing well otherwise.
I hope your Mom is still doing well at home.
Take great care dear friend,
Love, Merle.
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