Wednesday, January 23, 2013


Wife Asked husband To Describe Her

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her for a while...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks..... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

She smiled happily and said.. "Oh, that's so lovely.. What about I, J, K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.

Patty's reply to this is, might teach him a lesson to think things through more clearly and carefully the next time.


linda eller said...

LOL you do post some goodies!

Shionge said... avoid I J K ;)

Lady Di Tn said...

Think before you speak. LOL I went out and got a fresh pineapple and will try it and see if it helps. Puppy found it and almost polished it off. Well, he will be really healthy. Peace