HOW TO START A FIGHT
One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as
a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....
( I RECEIVED THESE IN MY EMAIL, RATHER THEN POST THEM ALL AT ONE TIME, I INTEND TO POST ONE EACH DAY UNTIL I'VE POSTED THEM ALL. SAVES SUCH A LONG READ.)