Monday, January 21, 2013

My Wife Won't Like It!

The other day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, “Are you okay? What's your name?"

"It’s Jack, and I’m OK thanks," I replied.

"Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, “but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty and persuasive. "Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."

After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my hostess.

"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset."

"Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Under the cart!" I said.




3 comments:

linda eller said...

LOL, good one to begin the day!

Jackie said...

I did NOT see that one coming!
Love it, Patty.
Thank you!!!

Winifred said...

Priceless!