Thursday, February 28, 2013

Another from Will and Guy

Funny Newspaper Headlines

1. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

2. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

3. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents

4. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

5. Eye Drops off Shelf

6. Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead

7. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66

8. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Axe

9. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies

10.Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

11.Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

12.Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

13.Deer Kill 17,000

14.Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

15.New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

16.Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

17.Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

18.Fire British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply

19.Worcester Residents Can Drop Off Trees

20.Include your Children When Baking Cookies


Shionge said...

Heheheh.....morning laughter is best for me :D

Jackie said...

Where do they hide?