Thursday, February 07, 2013

How To Start A Fight
(Part 10)

My wife was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

I replied, "Your eyesight's near perfect."

And then the fight started........


Lady Di Tn said...

Ah better to serve up a flowery lie than speak the truth. lol Peace

Shionge said...

Heheheh.....must learn the art of speaking less hehehe