Bizarre Labels:

1) Peanuts - May contain nuts.

2) Puma shoe box - Average Contents: 2 International Yacht Varnish - Not suitable for marine use. Guy wonders if this was a translation problem, or whether it was by design?

3) Birthday Card for a 2 year old - Not suitable for children under 3.

4) Superman outfit - Does not enable wearer to fly.

5) Child's Scooter - This product moves when used.

6) Meat Product - Oven ready half-wild rabbit.

7) Mozzarella salad bagel. - Keep refrigerated ... avoid the fridge.

8) Sleeping Pills - Warning, may cause drowsiness.

9) Shop Window Advert
Seen by Will in a café window in Emsworth, W. Sussex: Cleaner Lady Wanted.

By an amazing coincidence, Guy used to live in Maisemore Gardens Emsworth.