Saturday, April 27, 2013

I'm sorry the devil made me post this one, but it is funny.

Most Powerful Liquid In The World

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !'

(He must be related to little Johnny who was always getting into trouble. LOL)

2 comments:

linda eller said...

LOL...I dont know where you find these funnies, but they are sure good ones!

Jackie said...

Great one!!
:))