Saturday, April 27, 2013

I'm sorry the devil made me post this one, but it is funny.

Most Powerful Liquid In The World

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.'

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !'

(He must be related to little Johnny who was always getting into trouble. LOL)


linda eller said...

LOL...I dont know where you find these funnies, but they are sure good ones!

Jackie said...

Great one!!