Saturday, May 04, 2013

A COWBOY TOMBSTONE:

Here are the Five Rules for Men to Follow for a Happy Life that Russell J. Larsen had inscribed on his headstone in Logan, Utah.

He died not knowing that he would win the "Coolest Headstone" contest.


FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me



5 comments:

linda eller said...

Good one this morning! Beginning the day with a smile, thanks to your post. Have a good Saturday.

Abraham Lincoln said...

That is a good one. I sure am glad that I have been 100% loyal and true and you have always been Number #1 in my heart.

Lady Di Tn said...

I thought it rather touching until I read number five. LOL Peace

Jackie said...

Must have been a biiiig tombstone!
Love!!!

Barbara Farr said...

Good belly laugh for a rainy Saturday