Sunday, June 02, 2013

Is This What It's Coming To?

CHURCH!

PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"

CONGREGATION: "Hallelujah!"

PASTOR: "Please turn on your tablet, iPod, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor 13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."

(Pause)

"Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands. Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"

(Silence)

"For our tithes and offerings, please have credit and debit cards ready."

"You may log on to church wi-fi with the password 'Lord909887."

"The ushers will circulate mobile card-swipe machines.

Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church.

Those who prefer to use iPads may open them now.

Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cellphones to transfer your contributions to the church account."

(The holy atmosphere becomes truly electrified as smart phones, iPads, and laptops beep and flicker!)

Final Blessing and Closing Announcements:

This week's ministry cells will meet on the Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don't miss out.

Thursday's Bible study will be live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT.

You may follow the Pastor on Twitter this week for counseling and prayers.

God bless you and have a nice day.



2 comments:

linda eller said...

LOL Sad to say, but it is almost to that point. Hope you dont mind if I share this.......have a good Sunday.

Jackie said...

Hopefully not.... But in this high-tech world, I wouldn't be one bit surprised!!