Wednesday, June 19, 2013

The Bacon Tree

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath....

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees....


Ees.....

Ees....



Ees....

Ees...


Ees....




Ees..... a ham bush...."



SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldn't help it! Little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you - I know you did! You are grinning.....aren't you! Hehehe.......







4 comments:

Jackie said...

Yes, I had my best "Mexican" voice going.
You got me!

ChrisJ said...

Oh Patty, such a corny one! (Big grin).

linda eller said...

Keep 'em coming....I love them and always get a smile or laugh. Good way to begin a day.

Barbara Farr said...

It's a ham bush ... Hahaha