Friday, June 21, 2013

The Wedding

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present of $5,000 and watched to see what they would do with the money.

The first did a total makeover. She went to a fancy beauty salon, got her hair done, new makeup; bought several new outfits and dressed up very nicely for the man. She told him that she had done this to be more attractive for him because she loved him so much. The man was impressed.

The second went shopping to buy the man gifts. She got him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presented these gifts, she told him that she had spent all the money on him because she loved him so much. Again, the man was impressed.

The third invested the money in the stock market She earned several times the $5,000. She gave him back his $5,000 and reinvested the remainder in a joint account. She told him that she wanted to save for their future because she loved him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then he married the one with the biggest boobs. Men are like that, you know.

If you don't send this to five OLD friends right away there will be five fewer people laughing in the world!!

2 comments:

linda eller said...

You hit the nail on the head with that one! lol

Lady Di Tn said...

LOL we can only hope he doe not smother to death. LOL
BTW Loved the Ham Bush. Good laugh