Tuesday, July 09, 2013

An elderly couple

text messaging

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones.
The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet.
Please advise."

4 comments:

Helen said...

LOL

Clytie said...

Snicker!!!

Jackie said...

Oh my goodness. This is a "re-poster" for sure!!
Love!!

linda eller said...

Men, we gotta luv 'em!