Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie.... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mum is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

3 comments:

CailinMarie said...

these are fun! did you teach?

Jackie said...

Patty....I have been away for a while and haven't been blogging or checking blogs. I came home today from a trip to the beach with my husband (anniversary trip) and I read on a friend's blog that you had fallen and were taken to the hospital. I just went to Angie's blog and saw more about your fall and the update that you are home.
I wanted to let you know that I am praying for you, my sweet friend.
Do continue to rest...take the best care of you and know that you are in my prayers. I will lift you up to our Lord every day. Sending you much love.
Jackie

linda eller said...

Like Jackie, I just heard about your fall and want to let you know I am praying for you, and hope you have a quick recovery without too much soreness.