Saturday, August 17, 2013

My Dogs
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare."

So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no frigging clue who their Daddy's are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care.

So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.

Damn, this is a great country!!!


SOME ONE SENT THIS TO ME, THESE ARE NOT MY DOGS.


3 comments:

linda eller said...

lol, good one and it is sad because it speaks volumes about our country.

Barbara Farr said...

Sad state of affairs for sure.

Jackie said...

Sadly, true!