Thursday, August 01, 2013

TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED
TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left after you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudge-sicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is...."Embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.

8 comments:

Jackie said...

Big smiles.... !!!

linda eller said...

This is too too funny, and sad, but could come true faster than any of us realize.

Lady Di Tn said...

Number one made me LOL. Sad thing is it is probably true. Peace

Dick Klade said...

There's nothing true about it, but the lines are funny.

Patty said...

Dick, yes, I know there is no truth about it, but it is funny. And that's what I try to do to start ones day give them a chuckle or two and still try not to offend anyone, but sometimes I don't succeed. Thanks for stopping by. I went to your blog, then I read the July 12, 2006 that you mentioned. Speaking of July 12, my husband and I celebrated our 58th. Anniversary this past July 12th. I notice from your blog you were born in Jan. 1936, I was born in Oct. 1936, came two months early to a dear Mother who at the time was only 13. I told her in this day and age they probably wouldn't have forced her to marry but would have locked my Dad in Jail for a while. They were married 67 years when he passed away, and there were a lot of ups and downs, but they stuck it out. Mom is now 90

Patty said...

Jackie, Linda and Lady Di Tn, glad you all enjoyed the post. Thanks for your visits.

Beth Niquette said...

(guffaw)

Dick Klade said...

A 58th anniversary is something to be proud of, Patty. No 53 for us is coming up next month.

Quite a few similarities in our history, as you pointed out. I've scrolled back and enjoyed the humor you have posted.