Wednesday, August 07, 2013

What A Wreck!

The following quotations were taken from a Toronto newspaper. They are samples of comments from individuals wrote down on their claim forms following their auto accidents.

The guy was all over the road, I had to swerve several times before I hit him.

Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a skull fracture.

I was on my way to the doctor's with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.

I had been shopping for plants all day, and was on my way home. As I reached the intersection a hedge sprang up,obscuring my vision. I did not see the other car.

The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth.

I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle,and vanished.

I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and went over the embankment.

The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my vehicle.


linda eller said...

People really do say the craziest things!

Lady Di Tn said...

Oh my the MIL made me roll on the floor with laughter. Now to get up. Peace