Saturday, October 26, 2013

Laugh Of The Day!

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

He got an A.


Helen said...

Pretty good answer.

Lady Di Tn said...

LOL Thanks for the laugh. Peace

Wanda said...

That answer deserved the A+

Very cute story.

Jackie said...

Write on student....write on!

ChrisJ said...

Decided I needed a laugh before I went to bed, so instead of logging off I read your blog. Did just what I hoped! :) :) :)

Joe Hagarty said...

Wonderful answer. Happy Birthday Patty.