Thursday, October 17, 2013

Puny Riddles

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.

Why did the butcher make his sausages with meat at one end and corn meal at the other?
Because in hard economic times, it's difficult to make both ends meat.

Where do lawyers live?
In legal pads.

How do you make a skeleton laugh?
By tickling his funny bone.

When should baseball players wear armor?
When they play knight games.

What do clowns get paid?
Funny money.

What do dentists like most about amusement parks?
Molar coasters.

Why did the robber take a bath?
To make a clean get away!

Oh stop moaning, they are cute and funny in a childish sort of way.But they are still puny. LOL


linda eller said...

Yes they are funny and I thank you for the smile this morning.

Jackie said...

YES...they are funny!
And I'm gonna share them!
Thank you.